I like pretend lying.

Oops, I learned!

Hello to myself!

Do you have squirells in your pants? They’ll get your nuts!

If I was a Jedi, I could cut bacon with you.

Dad, don’t you know it’s hate-laugh day?

Grandma is Mom’s sister.

I can do that, but I can’t!

We came to church, but we robbed the chickens. We’re so sneaky!

I’m an orangutang with a toy gun.

You know the winning part? That’s the hard part.

I think he’s wild because he’s free. Wild means you’re free.

What if a big fat bad guy ripped his pants?

I can’t want to.

You lose if you poop your pants.